Något jag fann bland mina grejer. Ett litet skrivarbete jag hade gjort till en engelskakurs i gymnasiet första året (notera att "sack" på engelska innebär att få sparken):

Snow-white given the sack from Disney Corp

June 26th
Disney Corporations has publicly notified that Snow-white has been sacked. Reason is unknown. Snow-white herself didn’t comment the event. More about the subject will be informed on a further notice.

June 29th
After a twenty-second-interview with the head chief of the Disney Company, Mickey Mouse, we managed to go a step further towards the truth. Mickey Mouse explained that Snow-white “was up to no good” and did “malicious things with other employees.”

July 2nd
An insider article published by Thumper (Bambi, 1942) on the site “disney.go.com” writes about Pinocchio taking a time off from all his upcoming projects because of a recent “special occasion”. We here at Gossip-News Inc. suspect that it could have some kind of connection with the firing of Snow-white.

July 5th
On condition of anonymity, a Disney insider has announced the reason of firing Snow-white from Disney corporations. Apparently, she was found sitting on Pinocchio’s face singing “Tell me lies! Tell me sweet little lies!” We wish Snow-white good luck on her future solo-career she’s trying to establish.